Shaun Bolden is the writer for Beanpie which is an eStory written and released weekly for eXcapethematriX.com and Facebook. However his journey has just begun. They are currently compiling the material required for the release of a comic style book, and hope to get the funding to create a short film that will debut at the opening of the Film Festival in Toronto.

CONTACT INFO
EMAIL: beanpie@beanpiepromotions.com
TWITTER: www.twitter.com/readbeanpie
WEBSITE: http://beanpiepromotions.com/





Opening Scene: Beanpie is laying in bed thinking about a new sham to make some easy money. He is a self proclaimed hustler in the suburbs of Connecticut. In his mind he is the ultimate hustler.

Beanpie (to self): Alright govy, today is the day you make it big. You've come too far to stop. After today's sham everybody will know this name, BEANPIE!

*Beanpie is in the bathroom singing and mixing a solution in the bathtub when his little brother Tailgate comes into the room.

Tailgate: Move I have to pee.
Beanpie: Just go, I'm no meat gazer govy. Plus you have a malnourished tallywacker. I heard NASA put the Hubble Telescope into orbit just to try and find it.
Tailgate: Shutup!

*Tailgate starts peeing

Tailgate: What are you doin?
Beanpie: If you must know, I've come up with the ultimate sham
Tailgate: Why don't you just get a job?
Beanpie: Listen mate, Beanpie works for no one. I'm a business man, besides you can't look this good and not work for yourself.

*Tailgate finishes, turns around, and puts his hand on BP's shoulder

Tailgate: So, what are you making?

*Beanpie jumps up and pushes Tailgate's hands off of him

Beanpie: You nasty little bugger! Get those little pee pee sausages off of me and wash your hands.
Tailgate: Sorry! Always Mr. Sensitive. Sometimes I wonder if you're my big brother or my big sister.
Beanpie: Whatever govy. What we have here is a solvent that will knock the dirt right off of any dish.
Tailgate: You're gonna bootleg dish washing liquid?
Beanpie: That's the idea
Tailgate: So, you're gonna hustle soap?
Beanpie: I said yes
Tailgate: Wait a minute, this from a guy they called "Deputy Dirt" in the high school yearbook?
Beanpie: Shut up and get out!!!
Tailgate (singing): I washed the sheriff, but I did not clean the deputy.

*Tailgate runs out of the bathroom

Beanpie: Alright, now to get this soap off and running.

*Beanpie starts mixing this liquid and adding numerous things until finally he is finished.

Beanpie: Aha, now to get the bottles.

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