Shaun Bolden, WRITER
Shaun Bolden is the writer for Beanpie which is an eStory written and released weekly for eXcapethematriX.com and Facebook. However his journey has just begun. They are currently compiling the material required for the release of a comic style book, and hope to get the funding to create a short film that will debut at the opening of the Film Festival in Toronto.
CONTACT INFO
EMAIL:
beanpie@beanpiepromotions.comTWITTER:
www.twitter.com/readbeanpieWEBSITE:
http://beanpiepromotions.com/
Beanpie - Volume 1 Episode 1: Squeaky Clean
Opening Scene: Beanpie is laying in bed thinking about a new sham to make some easy money. He is a self proclaimed hustler in the suburbs of Connecticut. In his mind he is the ultimate hustler.
Beanpie (to self): Alright govy, today is the day you make it big. You've come too far to stop. After today's sham everybody will know this name, BEANPIE!
*Beanpie is in the bathroom singing and mixing a solution in the bathtub when his little brother Tailgate comes into the room.
Tailgate: Move I have to pee.
Beanpie: Just go, I'm no meat gazer govy. Plus you have a malnourished tallywacker. I heard NASA put the Hubble Telescope into orbit just to try and find it.
Tailgate: Shutup!
*Tailgate starts peeing
Tailgate: What are you doin?
Beanpie: If you must know, I've come up with the ultimate sham
Tailgate: Why don't you just get a job?
Beanpie: Listen mate, Beanpie works for no one. I'm a business man, besides you can't look this good and not work for yourself.
*Tailgate finishes, turns around, and puts his hand on BP's shoulder
Tailgate: So, what are you making?
*Beanpie jumps up and pushes Tailgate's hands off of him
Beanpie: You nasty little bugger! Get those little pee pee sausages off of me and wash your hands.
Tailgate: Sorry! Always Mr. Sensitive. Sometimes I wonder if you're my big brother or my big sister.
Beanpie: Whatever govy. What we have here is a solvent that will knock the dirt right off of any dish.
Tailgate: You're gonna bootleg dish washing liquid?
Beanpie: That's the idea
Tailgate: So, you're gonna hustle soap?
Beanpie: I said yes
Tailgate: Wait a minute, this from a guy they called "Deputy Dirt" in the high school yearbook?
Beanpie: Shut up and get out!!!
Tailgate (singing): I washed the sheriff, but I did not clean the deputy.
*Tailgate runs out of the bathroom
Beanpie: Alright, now to get this soap off and running.
*Beanpie starts mixing this liquid and adding numerous things until finally he is finished.
Beanpie: Aha, now to get the bottles.
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Born Jasmin Torres on January 5th 1990, the young & flashy aspiring musician is now known by Jazzy F. Currently she resides in the live city of Miami as a full-time student attending Florida International University. Previously Orlando served as her home for five years & before the Florida move, Atlanta is where she resided for twelve years. Education is her main focus as of right now, but a career in music is definitely her aim for the near future. The southern artist is not your average female rapper. She can be described as lyrical, & often stays far away from the stereotypical “female rapper image”. Jazzy F is known to use a series of differentiating flows from quick & witty, to laid back and saucy. Expect something exciting every time you listen!
